Handwriting

From experience, I wonder if there is any correspondence between illegible handwriting and poor communication skills, or even elusive personalities. If you don't care that others understand you in writing, does it translate to other types of communication, as well?

This could probably take a second to get an answer, by just talking to some handwriting expert, but it's easier to posit here.

XMas Sweaters

Hip guys should start wearing those sparkly, overdone, midwestern womens' christmas sweaters. Try one on, fancy guy, and see what I mean: it works.

2015 update: I liked this before it was popular.